22.1.28 22:33 - sticky #1
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While you're at it, do the dishes, sort the laundry, take my jacket down to the dry-cleaners while it's still summer and I don't require use of it. Oh, and feed Ernie's Invisiblia, yeah? Just not with cherry pie, or you will be punished for your severe crimes against cherry pie lovin' batshit insane Gryffindor girls (who will later hand you over to pratty, egotistical Slytherin boys). Just a friendly warning.